The Love Guru (2008)

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2008 · PG-13 · 1h 27m

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Other grades: 34.0 (5 viewers)
20081h 27mPG-13
Countries:Germany United Kingdom United States
Languages:EN
Keywords: AbominationAccidentAcronymActor playing himselfActress playing herselfAlternative endingAltoidsAmbulanceAmericanAnimal sexShow moreArenaAshramBad tasteBare chested maleBeginning morphed with endingBelchingBelly dancingBig penisBikiniBird attackBleeped dialogueBloopers during creditsBlue grass bandBodily fluidsBollywoodBowel movementBox office flopBoycottBreaking windBroken heartBucket of popcornBurpingButane lighterCanadian stereotypeCareer moveCharacter says eye for an eyeChastityChastity beltChoir practiceClimbing out of a swimming poolCoachContortionistControversyCorndogCotton candyCringeCringe comedyCritically bashedCrossed eyesCuckoldDepends undergarmentDiarrheaDiceDog excrementDomineering motherDouble entendreDwarfElephant penisEmbarrassing situationEmerging from the waterErectionExpertFake flatulenceFake heart attackFallingFalling on one's headFartingFemale female kissFemale flatulenceFrench accentFrench canadianFrench canadian stereotypeGag humorGlass shardGold bikiniGroup showerGuruHandlebar moustacheHandlebar mustacheHeckler ownedHinduHit by a hockey puckHit in the crotchHockeyHockey fightHockey movieIce hockeyIce rinkIce skatingImplied male nudityImplied nudityIndiaIndictable offenceJealousyKnuckle tattooLarge penisLeiLittle personLocker roomLos angeles kingsLoss of virginityLycheeMale flatulenceMale in a showerMale in showerMale underwearMan in a showerMan wears underwearMaple leafsMartial artsMating danceMeatMen's locker roomMidgetMidget wrestlingMiniature officeMistakeMother hits sonMother son relationshipMustacheNewspaper headlineNiagara fallsNose piercingObscene finger gestureOfficeOverbearing motherPenis envyPenis jokePenis sizePicklePinheadPitching a bookPizza delivery boy clichePlaying a surbaharPlaying acoustic guitarPlayoffsPool scenePratfallProduct placementPuck bunniesPunched in the faceRacial stereotypeReference to a big penisReference to celine dionReference to deepak chopraReference to judi denchReference to mariska hargitayReference to pubic hairRoosterRotoscopingSelf-helpSex guruSex toySexual innuendoShard of glassSitarSlapstickSlapstick comedySlimehouseSlipSmall penisSon hit by motherSoupSpeedoSpiritualistSpontaneous erectionSportsSports violenceSportscastStanley cupStaples center los angelesStudent mentor relationshipStuffed shortsSucker punchswim briefSwimming poolTattooTooth extractionToronto maple leafsToronto ontario canadaTrademark symbolUrinatingUrinationVirginWifeWoman in a bikiniWorst picture razzie winner
Born in America, but raised in Havemahkeeta in India, with a population of 76, Maurice had always to better Deepak Chopra, and be sexually active, ever since he was 12. His Guru, Tugginmypudha, while approving of Deepak, cautions Maurice and has a chastity belt put around his waist. Years later, Maurice has established himself as Guru Pitka in America, but would like to appear in the Oprah Show and be better than Deepak Chopra. When Jane Bullard from the the Toronto Maple Leafs hires him to counsel their star hockey player, Darren Roanoke, to win back his wife, Prudence, from Kings' star player, Jacques Grande, and also stand up to his dominating mother, Lilian, he agrees to do so - with hilarious results.
Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon
Internationale Filmproduktion Poseidon
Love Guru Productions
Love Guru Productions
LSG Productions
LSG Productions
Michael De Luca Productions
Michael De Luca Productions
Nomoneyfun Films
Nomoneyfun Films
Paramount Pictures
Paramount Pictures
Spyglass Entertainment
Spyglass Entertainment
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