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Logo Breaking News: No Laugh Newsroom

2018 · Unrated · 7 seasons · 108 episodes

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Countries:United States
Languages:EN
Plot
In this newsroom, breaking means losing. Our reporters don't know what's about to be on the teleprompter, and every laugh is a point against them.
Genres:Comedy
Production companies:
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Seasons & Episodes

  • Season 1 0/0 watched
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    #1 The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge
    Our reporters have no idea what they're about to read off their Teleprompter. If they laugh, they lose.
    Release: 2018-07-07Grade
    #2 The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge: Episode 2
    The only news team that doesn't know what they're about to read is back with an alarming teen trend.
    Release: 2018-08-02Grade
    #3 Don't Laugh News: Bed Bug Alert!
    Ally, Grant, Trapp, and Emily Axford are here with all the info you could ever need on bed bugs and much, much more.
    Release: 2018-09-04Grade
    #4 No Laugh Newsroom: Birthday Cake Bird Birth
    The no-laugh newsroom returns with a breaking report on a thicc-ass bird. You turd it fear cursed.
    Release: 2018-10-08Grade
  • Season 2 0/0 watched
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    #1 Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
    Amy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
    Release: 2019-09-09Grade
    #2 Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
    John Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
    Release: 2019-09-09Grade
    #3 Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
    Shukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
    Release: 2019-10-14Grade
    #4 You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
    Brian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
    Release: 2019-10-21Grade
    #5 Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
    Lauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
    Release: 2019-10-28Grade
    #6 Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
    Patrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
    Release: 2019-11-04Grade
    #7 On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
    Mike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
    Release: 2019-11-11Grade
    #8 Man Turns Home into Home Depot
    Vic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
    Release: 2019-11-18Grade
    #9 "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
    Mary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
    Release: 2019-11-25Grade
    #10 Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
    Rekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
    Release: 2019-12-02Grade
    #11 Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
    Raph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
    Release: 2019-12-09Grade
    #12 Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
    Caldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
    Release: 2019-12-16Grade
    #13 We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
    Katie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
    Release: 2019-12-23Grade
    #14 One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
    Brennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
    Release: 2019-12-30Grade
    #15 True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
    Brennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
    Release: 2020-01-06Grade
    #16 Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
    Jeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
    Release: 2020-01-06Grade
    #17 Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
    Andy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
    Release: 2020-01-13Grade
    #18 Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
    Kimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
    Release: 2020-01-20Grade
    #19 Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
    Elaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
    Release: 2020-01-27Grade
    #20 Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
    A weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
    Release: 2020-02-03Grade
    #21 Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
    Chunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
    Release: 2020-02-10Grade
    #22 Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
    Grant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
    Release: 2020-02-17Grade
    #23 Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
    Stamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
    Release: 2020-02-24Grade
  • Season 3 0/0 watched
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    #1 YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
    Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
    Release: 2020-03-02Grade
    #2 News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
    Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
    Release: 2020-03-09Grade
    #3 “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
    Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
    Release: 2020-03-16Grade
    #4 Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
    Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
    Release: 2020-03-30Grade
    #5 Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
    Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
    Release: 2020-04-06Grade
    #6 BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
    Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
    Release: 2020-04-27Grade
    #7 News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
    Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
    Release: 2020-03-30Grade
    #8 Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
    Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
    Release: 2020-04-13Grade
    #9 A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
    Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
    Release: 2020-04-20Grade
    #10 U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
    Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
    Release: 2020-05-04Grade
    #11 Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
    Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
    Release: 2020-05-11Grade
    #12 Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
    Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
    Release: 2020-05-18Grade
    #13 God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
    Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
    Release: 2020-05-25Grade
    #14 My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
    Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
    Release: 2020-06-01Grade
    #15 Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
    Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
    Release: 2020-06-22Grade
    #16 Good Morning, River View High!
    The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
    Release: 2020-06-08Grade
    #17 Welcome to Bug News
    A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
    Release: 2020-06-15Grade
    #18 Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
    Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
    Release: 2020-06-29Grade
    #19 I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
    The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
    Release: 2020-07-06Grade
    #20 Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
    Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
    Release: 2020-07-13Grade
    #21 All Hail Cello Chigglers!
    Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
    Release: 2020-07-27Grade
    #22 Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
    Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
    Release: 2020-08-03Grade
    #23 True Confessions of Real Newscasters
    Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
    Release: 2020-08-10Grade
    #24 Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
    Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
    Release: 2020-08-17Grade
    #25 Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
    Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
    Release: 2020-08-24Grade
  • Season 4 0/0 watched
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    #1 A Cavalcade of Carreys
    Jim Carrey and Drew Carey talk Gen Z, while ventriloquist doll Chris Pine offers some food opinions.
    Release: 2021-04-30Grade
    #2 Grant Anthony O'Brien Has a Mouthful of Water
    The news crew discuss the many insecurities of Grant O'Brien, who has a mouthful of water.
    Release: 2021-05-14Grade
    #3 Bartending, Improv, and Other Trends of 2011
    The news crew talks corgi butts, National Call Your Dead Grandma Day, and the Pulitzer surprise.
    Release: 2021-05-28Grade
    #4 Old Rude Donkey's Flamin' Anus Hot Sauce
    The crew discuss their non-Hot Ones TV ideas and dying in Lake Penis.
    Release: 2021-06-11Grade
    #5 The Italian Backstreet Boys' Biggest Hits
    The news crew reflect on the Italian Backstreet Boys, get their fortunes told, and pick up objects.
    Release: 2021-06-25Grade
    #6 Return of Streep Alert
    The new crew brings you the latest on rightwing potato toys, stolen big fat asses, and Meryl Streep.
    Release: 2021-07-09Grade
    #7 Sorry That's My Genitals. They're Exploding
    Studio 54 is vandalized by teens, a weatherman does math, and Mr. Pepper does his damn deal.
    Release: 2021-07-23Grade
    #8 Grant Uses Others as Puppets to Voice His Opinions
    Sam, Ally, and Lily are forced to treat Grant's opinions as fact. Tao explains craps.
    Release: 2021-08-06Grade
  • Season 5 0/0 watched
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    #1 I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
    Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.
    Release: 2021-08-20Grade
    #2 Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
    Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.
    Release: 2021-09-03Grade
    #3 It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
    Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.
    Release: 2021-09-17Grade
    #4 We've Actually Met Before
    Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.
    Release: 2021-10-01Grade
    #5 Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
    Title says it all.
    Release: 2021-10-15Grade
    #6 I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
    Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.
    Release: 2021-10-29Grade
    #7 Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
    Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.
    Release: 2021-11-12Grade
    #8 Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
    Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.
    Release: 2021-11-26Grade
    #9 True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
    Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.
    Release: 2021-12-10Grade
    #10 Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
    Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.
    Release: 2021-12-24Grade
    #11 Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
    Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.
    Release: 2022-01-07Grade
    #12 I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
    Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.
    Release: 2022-01-21Grade
    #13 Mi Scusi
    Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.
    Release: 2022-02-04Grade
    #14 Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
    Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.
    Release: 2022-02-18Grade
    #15 Fuck Austin Texas
    Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.
    Release: 2022-03-04Grade
    #16 Magic, Love, and Coldplay
    Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.
    Release: 2022-03-18Grade
  • Season 6 0/0 watched
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    #1 Dropout America 2
    Lily, Elaine, and Raph examine why Sam wants to buy Tumblr and what exactly is Dropout.tv?
    Release: 2023-06-12Grade
    #2 Who Is the Real Raphael Chestang?
    Tao, Carolyn, and Lily investigate why Raph lied about his upbringing.
    Release: 2023-06-26Grade
    #3 You're Gonna Need a Quenelle-ing Spoon for That
    Erika, Aabria, Carolyn and Becca are here for some good eatin' and good times.
    Release: 2023-07-10Grade
    #4 The Unbreakable Katie Marovitch
    Patrick, Lily, and Raph try to make Katie laugh for a thousand dollars.
    Release: 2023-07-24Grade
    #5 Grant O'Brien Does the One Chip Challenge
    Rashawn Scott tells Yo Mama jokes while Grant eats a 2 million Scoville unit chip.
    Release: 2023-08-07Grade
    #6 Win Sam Reich's Money
    Tao, Katie, and Grant answer a series of questions to win Sam's money.
    Release: 2023-08-21Grade
    #7 Multigenerational Talent
    Tao reports on a military warlord's terrible acts. Katie talks about a young athlete's Olympic dreams while Sam describes a new controversial art piece.
    Release: 2023-09-04Grade
    #8 Breaking News: The Musical
    Ross, Jiavani, Becca, and Rashawn report on the new hit musical "Buckingham" and improvise a song about Breaking News.
    Release: 2023-09-18Grade
    #9 The Confrontation at Simone's House
    Oscar, Patrick, Ruha, and Carolyn expertly answer questions about math, history, and science.
    Release: 2023-10-02Grade
    #10 This Episode Is Brought to You by Bing.com
    Ross, Jacquis, Vic, and Trapp read a script written by AI and discover maybe society should be scared of our future robot overlords.
    Release: 2023-10-16Grade
    #11 The Rise of Count Dancula
    Erika, Raph, Aabria, and Amy tell the tale of Count Dancula.
    Release: 2023-10-30Grade
    #12 No News Party
    Raph, Grant, Vic, and Amy celebrate that there is no news to report! Oh just kidding, a bridge just collapsed.
    Release: 2023-11-13Grade
    #13 Make Katie Laugh
    Will Grant, Patrick, and Kimia finally make Katie laugh?
    Release: 2023-11-27Grade
    #14 The Wealthiest Man of 1906 Returns
    Gilchrest Savoy, everyone's favorite time traveler, returns to Breaking News and of course chaos ensues.
    Release: 2023-12-11Grade
    #15 Puff, Puff, Pass
    Ruha, Kimia, Jacquis, and Christine get high and report on the mayor's new snack policies.
    Release: 2023-12-26Grade
    #16 True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 3)
    Raph, Carolyn, and Amy give an even more in-depth report on Grant.
    Release: 2024-01-08Grade
    #17 I Want to Play a Game
    Grant finally gets his revenge on Sam with help from Oscar, Amy, and Elaine.
    Release: 2024-01-22Grade
  • Season 7 0/0 watched
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    #1 Dropout America 3
    Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.
    Release: 2024-04-02Grade
    #2 Have You Seen My Pa?
    The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.
    Release: 2024-04-16Grade
    #3 You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball
    Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.
    Release: 2024-04-30Grade
    #4 Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick
    The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.
    Release: 2024-05-14Grade
    #5 Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble
    Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.
    Release: 2024-05-28Grade
    #6 Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag
    The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.
    Release: 2024-06-11Grade
    #7 Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam
    Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.
    Release: 2024-06-25Grade
    #8 Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons
    Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.
    Release: 2024-07-09Grade
    #9 Celebrity Sleaze
    Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.
    Release: 2024-07-23Grade
    #10 You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted
    Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.
    Release: 2024-08-06Grade
    #11 Newscast at Bernie's
    Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.
    Release: 2024-08-20Grade
    #12 One News to Break
    Oscar and Mano are getting married! Hopefully no dramatic interruptions derail the ceremony.
    Release: 2024-09-03Grade
    #13 The Swing of Things
    The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.
    Release: 2024-09-17Grade
    #14 I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds
    Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.
    Release: 2024-10-01Grade
    #15 I Bow to You
    Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.
    Release: 2024-10-15Grade