#1 YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
Raph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
Release: 2020-03-02Grade
#2 News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
Carolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
Release: 2020-03-09Grade
#3 “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
Ryan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
Release: 2020-03-16Grade
#4 Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
Grant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
Release: 2020-03-30Grade
#5 Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
Grant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
Release: 2020-04-06Grade
#6 BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
Hulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
Release: 2020-04-27Grade
#7 News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
Ryan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
Release: 2020-03-30Grade
#8 Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
Shukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
Release: 2020-04-13Grade
#9 A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
Trapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
Release: 2020-04-20Grade
#10 U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
Local man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
Release: 2020-05-04Grade
#11 Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
Lily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
Release: 2020-05-11Grade
#12 Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
Rekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
Release: 2020-05-18Grade
#13 God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
Straight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
Release: 2020-05-25Grade
#14 My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
Erika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
Release: 2020-06-01Grade
#15 Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
Kellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
Release: 2020-06-22Grade
#16 Good Morning, River View High!
The student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
Release: 2020-06-08Grade
#17 Welcome to Bug News
A bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
Release: 2020-06-15Grade
#18 Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
Trapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
Release: 2020-06-29Grade
#19 I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
The news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
Release: 2020-07-06Grade
#20 Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
Amy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
Release: 2020-07-13Grade
#21 All Hail Cello Chigglers!
Patrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
Release: 2020-07-27Grade
#22 Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
Ryan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
Release: 2020-08-03Grade
#23 True Confessions of Real Newscasters
Rekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
Release: 2020-08-10Grade
#24 Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
Zac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
Release: 2020-08-17Grade
#25 Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
Carolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
Release: 2020-08-24Grade