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  Season 1 Grade Save0/0 seen

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  #1 There Goes the Neighborhood

  Ozzy Osbourne settles into a multi-million dollar Beverly Hills mansion with wife Sharon and their teenage kids, Jack and Kelly.

  Release: 2002-03-05Grade Save

  #2 Bark at the Moon

  The Osbournes learn the downside of a full house of dogs, as the chaos drives Ozzy up the wall—especially thanks to Jack’s unruly British Bulldog, Lola.

  Release: 2002-03-12Grade Save

  #3 For the Record

  Ozzy hits the press circuit to promote his first album in six years, while Jack stirs up trouble on a camping trip. Back home, the family throws a big birthday bash for Kelly.

  Release: 2002-03-19Grade Save

  #4 Won't You Be My Neighbor?

  The Osbournes go to war with their next-door neighbors, whose late-night music habits push the family to the brink.

  Release: 2002-03-26Grade Save

  #5 Tour of Duty

  As Ozzy trains and rehearses for his upcoming tour, Sharon and Kelly test his patience with their relentless shopping sprees.

  Release: 2002-04-02Grade Save

  #6 Trouble in Paradise

  After injuring his leg on tour, Ozzy is forced to take a break—just as Jack and Kelly turn the house into an all-night party zone.

  Release: 2002-04-09Grade Save

  #7 Get Stuffed

  After a miserable Thanksgiving, Ozzy is fed up with the family and insists on returning to the tour alone.

  Release: 2002-04-16Grade Save

  #8 No Vagrancy

  Jack invites his lazy skater friend Jason Dill to stay at the house, much to Ozzy and Sharon's dismay.

  Release: 2002-04-23Grade Save

  #9 A Very Ozzy Christmas

  As Christmas nears, Sharon indulges in a New York shopping spree while touring with Ozzy and Jack, only to learn their security guard Michael has been arrested for robbing the neighbors.

  Release: 2002-04-30Grade Save

  #10 Dinner with Ozzy

  In the Season 1 finale, Ozzy enjoys a multi-course meal in the dining room and reflects on his life, fame, and family.

  Release: 2002-05-07Grade Save
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  #1 Catching Up with the Osbournes

  Sharon looks back on Season 1 and reflects on the show’s sudden, massive impact on the Osbournes’ lives.

  Release: 2002-11-05Grade Save

  #2 What Goes Up...

  Jack finds amusement in handling the stream of annoying tourists flocking to the house since the show’s breakout success. Meanwhile, Kelly preps for her MTV Awards debut, and Ozzy and Sharon head to Washington, D.C.

  Release: 2002-11-26Grade Save

  #3 Must Come Down

  Sharon retreats to the family’s Malibu beach house to recover after receiving unexpected health news, while Ozzy battles to stay sober on tour under the weight of it all.

  Release: 2002-12-03Grade Save

  #4 The Ozz Man and the Sea

  While Kelly heads to Europe for press and Jack films a guest spot on Dawson’s Creek in North Carolina, Ozzy tries to lift Sharon’s spirits by building a beachside fire so she can enjoy the outdoors.

  Release: 2002-12-10Grade Save

  #5 Beauty and the Bert

  Kelly gets a new boyfriend but keeps him far from home, worried the family will scare him off before he even makes it through the door.

  Release: 2002-12-17Grade Save

  #6 Smells Like Teen Spirits

  Sharon reconnects with her father after more than two decades of silence, while Ozzy discovers a newfound obsession with burritos. Meanwhile, Jack and Kelly’s late-night partying leaves their parents thoroughly unimpressed.

  Release: 2003-01-07Grade Save

  #7 Meow Means No!

  Kelly brings in her friend Sarah to drum for her band, while Jack’s buddy Dill returns for another stay. Meanwhile, one freshly fixed dog gets a little too friendly with the rest of the animals.

  Release: 2003-01-14Grade Save

  #8 It's a Hard Knock Life

  As Kelly’s career heats up, she grows weary of the nonstop interviews and photo shoot, prompting Ozzy to step in with some fatherly support.

  Release: 2003-01-21Grade Save

  #9 Cleanliness Is Next to Ozzyness

  Ozzy grows increasingly anxious about Sharon's health. Her immune system is shot from the chemo, and the dogs run wild through the house. He cleans obsessively, urging everyone to wear gloves and masks.

  Release: 2003-01-28Grade Save

  #10 Viva Ozz Vegas

  The family decides to go to Las Vegas for Kelly's 18th birthday.

  Release: 2003-02-04Grade Save

  #11 My Big Fat Jewish Wedding

  Sharon and Ozzy plan to renew their vows on New Year’s Eve, but not everyone’s on board. Kelly objects to the rabbi officiating since they’re not Jewish, and Ozzy is less than enthusiastic about the preparations.

  Release: 2003-02-11Grade Save

  #12 What a Boy Wants

  Kelly officially declares war on Christina Aguilera, while Jack has simpler ambitions - he just wants to celebrate his birthday at Medieval Times.

  Release: 2003-06-10Grade Save

  #13 Flea's a Crowd

  A flea infestation wreaks havoc on the Osbourne household, leaving the pets frantic and the family itchy and miserable.

  Release: 2003-06-17Grade Save

  #14 Run Ozzy Run

  Ozzy keeps up his training with a goal to run five miles on his 54th birthday. The family celebrates with a party, capped off by a homemade fireworks show from Jack and Robert.

  Release: 2003-06-24Grade Save

  #15 Fists of Fury

  While Ozzy and Sharon escape to Hawaii for a short vacation, Jack throws a rowdy pool party that annoys Kelly and Melinda, and ends in total disaster.

  Release: 2003-07-01Grade Save

  #16 Mama, I'm Staying Home

  With the family off to New York, Ozzy is thrilled to have the house to himself. Sharon hopes he’ll bond with Robert, but the two mostly steer clear of each other.

  Release: 2003-07-08Grade Save

  #17 Tennis Racket

  After accepting a peace offering from her folk-singing neighbors, Sharon finds no peace at all—the neighbors on the other side take up tennis, playing obsessively at all hours. As sleepless nights mount, three of the Osbournes’ cats vanish without a trace, and Sharon begins to suspect foul play.

  Release: 2003-07-15Grade Save

  #18 A Little Ditty About Jack and Brieann

  Jack pays a visit to Courtney Love’s home and meets Brieann, Kurt Cobain’s sister, who’s staying there. Meanwhile, Sharon is unexpectedly moved after discovering Jack’s secret tattoo.

  Release: 2003-07-22Grade Save

  #19 Angler Management

  After 17 years of anticipation, Ozzy fulfils his dream of taking Jack on a fishing trip, but the outing doesn’t go quite as planned.

  Release: 2003-07-29Grade Save

  #20 Bye Bye Babies

  Jack and Robert travel to England to visit the Osbournes’ old family estate. With Kelly away on tour as well, Sharon finds herself missing both children—while Ozzy stumbles upon a long-lost keyboard from his Black Sabbath days.

  Release: 2003-08-05Grade Save

  #21 Ozz Well That Ends Well

  Kelly’s relationship with Bert crashes and burns when he breaks up with her over the phone on Valentine’s Day, claiming no one took him seriously while they were together. Meanwhile, Jack grows uneasy after discovering he’s been acting out violently in his sleep.

  Release: 2003-08-12Grade Save

  #22 The Osbourne Family Christmas Special

  The Osbournes go all out for Christmas, throwing a star-studded holiday bash featuring cooking segments, carols, a visit from Santa, and their own offbeat take on 'Twas the Night Before Christmas.

  Release: 2003-12-11Grade Save
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  #1 The Show Must Go Oz

  Sharon's feeling the heat from the powers that be behind her talk show, so she recruits Ozzy as her unlikely cohost. Back at home, the Osbournes' property undergoes some re-decorating.

  Release: 2004-01-27Grade Save

  #2 Car Jacked

  Jack hits 18, scores a car, and tries to survive his driving test without wrecking it. Meanwhile, Kelly braces for round two in her ongoing feud with Christina Aguilera, this time on the stage of the MTV Europe Awards.

  Release: 2004-02-03Grade Save

  #3 Rebel Without an Ozz

  While Sharon juggles her talk show and a missing guest in DMX, Ozzy keeps busy giving every visitor a tour of his shiny new home studio. Back at the house, Jack and his friends invent new ways to keep themselves entertained.

  Release: 2004-02-10Grade Save

  #4 Return of the Ring

  Ozzy spirals into obsession after misplacing a $100,000 diamond pinkie ring and begs Sharon to cool it on the jewelry shopping. Meanwhile, Colin the dog earns an unplanned trip to the vet .

  Release: 2004-02-17Grade Save

  #5 The Accidental Tourist (1)

  Ozzy and Kelly jet off to England to belt out their duet of ‘Changes’ on Top of the Pops, with Kelly’s boyfriend tagging along. The family holiday takes a dark turn when Ozzy wipes out on an ATV.

  Release: 2004-02-24Grade Save

  #6 The English Patient (2)

  After three weeks in the hospital, Ozzy finally heads home to England to recover, developing a sudden sweet tooth for eclairs in the process. Meanwhile, Sharon struggles with her talk show woes and decides she’s had enough.

  Release: 2004-04-06Grade Save

  #7 Scent of a Woman

  Kelly drives Sharon crazy by refusing to shower for days on end. Meanwhile, Ozzy receives a letter claiming to be from the Canadian Prime Minister inviting him to accept an award, but he’s convinced the whole thing’s a prank.

  Release: 2004-04-13Grade Save

  #8 Pain in the Neck

  Stuck at home in recovery, Ozzy grows restless and cranky. He misses Sharon, hates the bulky neck brace, and laments the extra pounds he’s packing on without his workouts.

  Release: 2004-04-20Grade Save

  #9 Ozzy Knows Best

  Ozzy fumes over Kelly’s skimpy outfits and frets about bulldog Colin’s nonstop attacks on the other dogs, especially poor Lola. But his biggest gripe is that nobody in the house seems to listen to a word he says.

  Release: 2004-04-27Grade Save

  #10 Valentine Daze

  In the season 3 finale, Kelly keeps hanging out with Rob but insists she’s too young to be tied down. Jack and Kelly go to Vegas, meanwhile Ozzy and Sharon celebrate Valentine’s Day together.

  Release: 2004-05-04Grade Save
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  #1 Sleepless in Beverly Hills

  Ozzy begins suffering from insomnia. He eventually undergoes testing with a sleep disorder expert to determine the cause. Jack gets a tattoo of a cross on his chest, but Ozzy and Sharon do not like it.

  Release: 2005-01-17Grade Save

  #2 Have Ozz Will Travel (1)

  Vacation planning turns into a battle of vetoes as Sharon rejects Fiji for sub-par hotels and Ozzy shoots down a string of other destinations. Sharon finally settles on Hawaii, though Ozzy’s still not sold. Meanwhile, Kelly auditions for a major TV pilot role.

  Release: 2005-01-24Grade Save

  #3 Hawaii Five Ozz (2)

  Ozzy starts the family vacation in a miserable mood, but perks up after a trip to a battleship memorial and a private luau. Meanwhile, Jack’s friends tag along and manage to embarrass him at every turn.

  Release: 2005-01-31Grade Save

  #4 Kelly Interrupted

  Kelly riles Sharon up with a new lip ring, but bigger troubles surface when Ozzy and Jack suspect her mood swings and constant illnesses are drug-related, a theory Sharon refuses to entertain

  Release: 2005-02-07Grade Save

  #5 28 Days Later

  Kelly struggles to settle int rehab, constantly calling home asking for things and talking about quitting. Jack urges her to stick it out, while celebrating both his birthday and a year of sobriety. Kelly’s return home sparks fights over curfews and house rules, with Sharon in the firing line.

  Release: 2005-02-14Grade Save

  #6 Charity Case

  Sharon and Kelly plan a charity trip to Kenya, but Ozzy’s convinced they’ll come home with malaria, or not at all. The family gets a visit from Sir Elton John before heading to a Covenant House auction, where Sharon picks up an award and Kelly unexpectedly jumps in on the bidding.

  Release: 2005-02-21Grade Save

  #7 Number One Fan

  When a 25-year-old fan wins a charity auction to spend the day with Sharon, her generosity moves Sharon to invite her for n overnight stay at the Osbourne house. Meanwhile, Jack swaps the fast lane for online traffic school after a speeding ticket.

  Release: 2005-02-28Grade Save

  #8 Lozt in Translation

  The Osbournes head to Japan, where Ozzy picks up the Legend Award at the VMAs and Kelly squeezes in a string of appearances. Meanwhile, Osbourne staff member Sam reunites with long-lost relatives, relying on a translator to bridge the years and language barrier.

  Release: 2005-03-07Grade Save

  #9 The Show Must Go Off!

  As Sharon’s talk show wraps its final episodes, she battles her bosses to the bitter end, by arriving late on purpose and demanding cash upfront. Meanwhile, Kelly takes it personally when Sharon keeps knocking her wardrobe.

  Release: 2005-03-14Grade Save

  #10 A Farewell to Ozz

  In the series finale, Dr. Phil visits the Osbourne home for a candid conversation about drug abuse and the other struggles that have shaped and strained the family’s relationships

  Release: 2005-03-21Grade Save
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