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2024 · TV-MA · 3 seasons · 30 episodes

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Seasons & Episodes

  • Season 1 0/0 watched
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    #1 Pilot
    Fresh off another unsuccessful date, Joanne sashays into a friend's party and meets Noah, an adorable rabbi who recently broke up with his girlfriend.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #2 A Shiksa Walks Into a Temple
    Joanne and Noah get to know each other, but reality hits when she learns about his romantic history and he deals with an interrogation from his family.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #3 Either Aura
    A podcast pile-on about her aura and an unanswered text make Joanne question if she's a good match for Noah, who faces a guilt trip after an accident.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #4 Obliterated
    Joanne's last-minute dash to pick up a sex toy for a podcast episode makes for a memorable first date with Noah. Sasha helps Miriam with a boy problem.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #5 My Friend Joanne
    Work obligations interfere with Noah and Joanne's plans to take their relationship to the next level, while Sasha and Morgan bond over family dynamics.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #6 The Ick
    During an impromptu get-together with Joanne's family, Noah is determined to make a good impression — so determined that it's a major turnoff.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #7 WAGS
    Meeting Joanne's friends? Easy enough for Noah. But winning over his pals means making nice with their wives and girlfriends, who are close to his ex.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #8 Rebecca's Box
    Joanne's discovery of a small box in Noah's bedroom turns into something much bigger as she fights the urge to snoop, and he receives big news at work.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #9 My Girl Bina
    Power games and a custom-made charcuterie board complicate Joanne's official introduction to Noah's parents. Morgan asks Sasha for a favor.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
    #10 Bat Mitzvah Crashers
    Miriam's Big Apple-themed bat mitzvah sets the scene for even greater life changes when Noah and Joanne confront questions about their future.
    Release: 2024-09-26Grade
  • Season 2 0/0 watched
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    #1 Dinner Party
    Riding high on romance, Joanne and Noah merge their friend groups at a dinner party. But an offhand comment reveals they're not quite on the same page.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #2 Leave It at the Tree
    When Joanne nudges Noah to express his feelings, he surprises even himself. Morgan's request for constructive feedback quickly devolves into blowback.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #3 The Unethical Therapist
    An unlikely guest stirs things up on the podcast. Morgan's polarizing plus-one raises eyebrows at a party. Bina gets pushy with Sasha and Esther.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #4 Valentine's Day
    When Noah cooks up a swoon-worthy Valentine's plan, Joanne worries about his true intentions — and the price of setting aside her own traditions.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #5 Abby Loves Smoothies
    Intending to support Noah at a baby-naming ceremony, Joanne can't resist teaming up with Morgan for some payback against a former rival.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #6 Anything Can Happen
    Still reeling from Noah's request for a "night off" from her, Joanne tries to keep it together as her parents meet his for the first time.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #7 When You Know, You Know
    A blunder on an important shopping trip sets off fireworks on the podcast. Noah's modern new workplace delivers some old-fashioned culture shock.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #8 A Better Rabbi
    Noah guides a surprisingly experienced new student. Joanne faces mounting pressure. Morgan recruits Sasha to dig up some digital dirt.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #9 Crossroads
    An afternoon couples' hang goes off the rails when a provocative party game reveals everyone's most uncomfortable truths.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
    #10 When Noah Met Joanne
    The complexities of love get all too real at a lavish celebration, as Joanne and Noah question what's worth holding onto — and what's slipping away.
    Release: 2025-10-23Grade
  • Season 3 0/0 watched
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    #1 It's Perfect
    Joanne and Noah celebrate moving in together — and discover each other's annoying household habits.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #2 Daddy's Home
    As Noah makes another go at his dream job, Joanne goes to extremes — and Judaism class — to shift the narrative about the couple's relationship.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #3 Housewarming
    Joanne and Noah plan the perfect Jewish housewarming, but Joanne's efforts to impress a callous ex-boyfriend invite awkwardness to the party.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #4 Brian's Wedding
    En route to wine country, Joanne and Noah meet a messy podcast superfan who reminds Joanne of her younger self — and threatens to derail their weekend.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #5 The Love Card
    A newly friendly Bina extends a dinner invite to Joanne, but there's an ulterior motive at play. Sasha and Esther jump into the dating pool.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #6 Heatwave
    With temperatures soaring, Joanne and Noah's house becomes an unexpected hot spot — and saying "no" to friends and relatives is making them sweat.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #7 Watch What Happens
    A talk show brings Morgan and Sasha to New York, where a magical night out threatens to complicate their friendship. Noah and Joanne unplug for Shabbat.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #8 One in a Million
    The fallout from their trip leaves Sasha and Morgan more confused than ever. Noah struggles to set boundaries with an overbearing Bina.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #9 Last Christmas
    As Joanne is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, Noah vows to make her final pre-conversion holiday the jolliest yet.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade
    #10 The Plunge
    Emotions run high and shocking secrets are spilled as Joanne and Noah's families gather for a beachy conversion ceremony.
    Release: 2026-10-22Grade