If I Had Legs I'd Kick You (2025)

2025 · R · 1h 53m

Grade (1-100)

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Other grades: 40.0 (2 viewers)

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Languages:EN

Keywords: Absent husbandAnxiousDark comedyDramedy dramaFemale protagonistHotelHusbandLifeLong island new yorkMotherhoodShow more

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Danielle Macdonald As Caroline	0 Unranked	0 Unranked
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Eli Bush	0 Unranked	0 Unranked
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