Collective film comprised of nine stories taking place in and around underground transportation in London, all based on true facts submitted by readers of 'Time Out' magazine: in 'Mr. Cool' (Jenkins) a young female worker is courted by a colleague who travels by subway and an executive with his own car; in 'Horny' (Hopkins), a girl gets sexually aroused every time she takes the subterranean; in 'Grasshopper' (Huda), youngsters, police inspectors and drug pushers get mixed up in the subway; in 'My Father the Liar' (Hoskins), a little boy takes the train with his father and witness an unexpected incident; in 'Bone' (McGregor), a musician is in search of his Muse in the train cars; in 'Mouth' (Iannucci), an attractive female passenger rides a noisy train compartment, as she gets sick; in 'A Bird in the Hand' (Law), an old man experiences a sense of freedom helping a trapped bird; in 'Rosebud' (Dellal), a mother desperately looks for her little daughter, while the girl has a good time; and in 'Steal Away' (McDougall), two men steal a briefcase with money, but a ride in the subterranean makes them change their minds.